We get it. The holidays are a time for tradition: sitting around a beautiful tree with family enjoying the crackling of a yule log in the fireplace, eating a full Christmas feast and then putting a football game on the TV.

But maybe you want to showcase your inner weirdo this year and give your guests something to laugh about! These ten Christmas ornaments from Amazon will be the conversation starter that you never knew you needed.

1. For the Flaming Hot Cheetos lover

Is it an ornament or a snack? Who cares?! We are all about it. Showcase your spicy side here.

2. The Krampus

Maybe you want to highlight your inner Dwight this year and show the children what a proper German Christmas is all about. Maybe you want to frighten your mother-in-law. Or maybe you’re just straight up over Santa Claus. Find your Krampus to fulfill your weirdest desires here.

3. Pickolas Cage is the real national treasure

Disturbing. Delightful. On trend. What can we say about Pickolas Cage that he hasn’t already said about himself? Go get yours for the ultimate laugh.

4. Han Solo has nothing on this guy

We get it. You love Santa and you aren’t ready to give him up just yet. Luckily, he’s forever preserved in carbonite for the Star Wars fans among us.

Get yours here.

5. Get your rowdy family to calm down

Santa isn’t the only one who knows when you’ve been bad or good. Give your crazy drunk sister or your creepy uncle something to think about with this funny ornamental message. Get yours here.

6. A little trauma for the Disney adults

Aww, Disney adults. You either love them, hate them or simply tolerate them. We all have one in our lives. Give them something to flip the tree over this year with this adorable tainted childhood classic. Get yours here before they’re gone!

7. Potato

There’s nothing to say about this one. It’s just a potato.

8. Broooooooo, six seven!

It’ll either make the kids cringe or laugh. Either way, we must never forget the year 2025, when 67 was all anyone under 15 would talk about. Get yours here.

9. Okay, but this is actually adorable

This deceptive little Gremlin is the cutest monster I’ve ever seen. A must have for every 80s movie buff, you can find yours with a single click.

10. The Blossom Possum

Last on our list today, but certainly not least, is this enduring and oddly beautiful possum. Perfect for anyone who loves animals that are generally feared or loathed, this beautiful glass ornament can be found here on Amazon.

And that’s it, folks! The Quirk Edit’s list of the top ten weirdest ornaments on Amazon this year. We personally feel like a normal tree is a boring tree. Have you found any other weird ornaments that you’d like to share with our readers? Send them our way and we’ll feature you in our next Christmas blog!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

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One response to “The Weirdest Holiday Ornaments on Amazon This Year”

  1. Midna Twili Avatar

    I want Santa in Carbonite. Great job. These really made me laugh!😂 Welcome to WordPress!!😀

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